बी Adriana Spring is here, and with it comes the latest set of trends for the fashionable to follow. It isn't surprising to see classics like floral and bright colors return once again for the season. And actually, we're enjoying the ethnic prints and boyish cuts that look slick on any pretty young thing. But one particular trend for the season's had our stomach turning knots.
The culprit? See-through layers and coats. It's an interesting accent. No one told us 90s retro is in, when sheer dresses and nipple-exposing tops are back in the fashion forefront. Perhaps this trend has been trying to sneak up on us, like when Bridget Jones showcased her awkward camel tunic she naively thought wouldn't attract the attention of Hugh Grant. Unfortunately, it did, but only because the sheer fabric stretched over bras screams, "look at my breasts!"
Forget not the shock of 2002 when America's princess Gwyneth Paltrow wore a revealing gothic dress for the Oscars, flaunting her flat breasts with strange front rouching? Even the designer admitted he had experienced a lack of judgment in regards to her dress. Don't get me wrong, we're all for the avant-garde fashion, but when Old Navy and Macy's start stocking these transparent travesties, we don't want to real women with real waistlines trying to pull off the impossible. Already Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse are going to have fashion hangovers by summer. So please, anyone reading this, resist the temptation and instead of shelling out $100 on some Marc Jacobs gossamer button down, imagine your mom in it. Then call her to wish her a nice day.
The culprit? See-through layers and coats. It's an interesting accent. No one told us 90s retro is in, when sheer dresses and nipple-exposing tops are back in the fashion forefront. Perhaps this trend has been trying to sneak up on us, like when Bridget Jones showcased her awkward camel tunic she naively thought wouldn't attract the attention of Hugh Grant. Unfortunately, it did, but only because the sheer fabric stretched over bras screams, "look at my breasts!"
Forget not the shock of 2002 when America's princess Gwyneth Paltrow wore a revealing gothic dress for the Oscars, flaunting her flat breasts with strange front rouching? Even the designer admitted he had experienced a lack of judgment in regards to her dress. Don't get me wrong, we're all for the avant-garde fashion, but when Old Navy and Macy's start stocking these transparent travesties, we don't want to real women with real waistlines trying to pull off the impossible. Already Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse are going to have fashion hangovers by summer. So please, anyone reading this, resist the temptation and instead of shelling out $100 on some Marc Jacobs gossamer button down, imagine your mom in it. Then call her to wish her a nice day.
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